Frequently Asked Questions

Do you have food?

You can order from King Coil Pizza to your table!

Do you fill non-Lake-Monster growlers?

Oh ya, fer sher, if they're clean, ya know.

Do you allow dogs on your patio or inside?

Oh ya, you betcha! Both! Please see the doggo guidelines.

Feelz on children?

We love kids! We especially appreciate caregivers who keep a close eye on the little ones and prevent collisions with people carrying beer.

How do I prove myself as a legit Lake Monster fan?

• Bring your glasses back to the bar
• Ask before you re-arrange tables, put them back after you re-arrange them
• Be charming and tell us our hair looks good

Do you have table service?

lolz, no.

Can we bring some friends and celebrate a birthday?

Bring on the cake and ice cream! We ask that you not bring balloons or candles, though.

How many taps ya got?

12-ish.

I can haz WIFI?

Cha. There's no password-- wait for a login page to pop up.

If you were stranded on an island surrounded by aquatic monsters, what beer would you bring with you?

Be serious, nobody has ever asked that. The pilsner, though.